Dear Mike
I f*cking love you.
That is all I can say to that.
(All my freaking, dripping, romantic) Love
Kimberly
P.S. I know you're happily married to Mona considering she's pregnant, you guys live together (and invited Francesca to live with you), make references to It's A Wonderful Life, but I freaking love you. In the off chance that you have hot younger brothers who are exactly like you, PLEASE SEND THEM MY WAY.
P.P.S. THE MOMENT YOU HAD WITH MONA AT THE PLACE SHIT WHAT'S IT CALLED UH LET ME CHECK THE BOOK (-checks-) MISSOULA. THE MOMENT YOU HAD WITH MONA AT MISSOULA WHEN YOU HELD HER HAND WAS SO CUTE. IT WAS SO CUTE. SHE'S COOL. YOU'RE HOT. YOU'RE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
Just thought you'd like to know.
P.P.P.S. I FREAKING LOVE YOU, MIKE. I LOVE YOU.
P.P.P.P.S. I like you too, Mona. You're cool. It's just that, professing my love for you sounds a bit funny. It seems like a very Greta thing to do. Sorry, heh. But you are cool. It's just that your husband is hot.
P.P.P.P.P.S. Man this book is so awesome it made me almost cry, laugh (out freaking loud), and feel extreme excitement for the characters.
P.P.P.P.P.P.S. I love you all. (: