I actually wanted to post after I finished 3.1 and 3.2 and the revision worksheet, but I'm TOO EXCITED and high, and Breathe Slow has put me in the mood. So, here goes!

TODAY'S TUITION WAS HILARIOUS!
As it always did, but today was exceptionally funny, comparable to the Dora episode (who is now our Science class mascot).
You missed a honker, Joan.

Okay, so here goes. We're in Science and all, and some boring stuff happened, and we continued our Reflection notes, and Ian threw a piece of wood he chipped off his own pencil onto the OHP transparency. And it amused him so much he threw another, and then it was super hilarious because Mr Chin came over to change the transparency.
HAHAH. That's not the funniest part. The funny part is when Mr Chin totally spotted the wood bits, and gave Ian a look and took the transparency off and gave it a shake, and then Ian was all, "Ey, ey what's that ah? So dirty." AND I WAS LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF. And Ben got so worked up about throwing bits of wood that he broke Ian's pencil into half (!) and borrowed my scissors to chop off more. And he just kept aiming a throwing, and since Ian was nearer to the OHP, most of them missed, and only one made it, and I laughed, and then he looked at me, and I said, "It landed on the shallower." And he said in this excited voice, "Really ah?" then furiously chopped off more. Then Mr Chin was all, "Ey, what are you all cutting?" I choked back a laugh and Ian stupidly said, "Harh? We sharpening." Then to their never-ending relief Mr Chin BELIEVED IT.
And that wasn't even the funniest of Science. The funniest was when Ben and Ian realised that...
That... That..
Mr Chin left his fly open.
I SWEAR. And they were LAUGHING like crap, and I was like, what? what? And Ian raised a hand weakly to get Mr Chin's attention, and failed because he was laughing so hard. And Ben turned around, (because Ian was laughing till his face turned red and he looked like he was having spasms) and went, "He, (laughs) never (chokes back laugh) zip his pants." AND I LAUGHED LIKE CRAZY. IT WAS SO HILARIOUS HAHAHAHHAHAAA. And they let Lester in on the joke, and he laughed really hard, then kept repeating "Birdcage." in Chinese. It was SUPER FUNNY LAH. And it got even funnier.
Mr Chin went, "Okay, I will be back in ten minutes. When I come back you all must finish already ah." And he went out, and the whole guy's population (and me) burst into uncontrollable, tear-invoking laughter, and Ben said to Ian (loudly), "Ey, why you never tell him?" (Wait for it..) Then Ian was like, you say lah, you."
Okay, here it is.
He shouted, "EY MR CHIN, YOU NEVER ZIP YOUR PANTS LAH!"
Thennnnnn.
MR CHIN OPENED THE DOOR AND WALKED INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
And the WHOLE CLASS started laughing. And laughing wasn't even the word for it. Too mild. We were practically laughing till our eyes fell out. IT WAS SOOOOOOO FUNNNYYYYYYYY.
And when we all recovered LiLong said, "Ey, Mr Chin, I thought you say ten minutes?" And everyone laughed when he went out again, and came back WITH HIS PANTS ZIPPED UP.
(Dear Sir, please do not sue me.)
I'm sorry, but it was hilarious.

Math class.
Ben managed to go out with Ian and bought some weird wire-like gummies, and sat behind me. And they were chewing on it, and Ian twisted a yellow one and a red one together, and wore it like earphones, behind the neck and the two ends dangling off his shoulders. And he chewed on it, and said, "I can stuff this up my nose." And I looked back in shock, and he said, "Really!" And then I said, "When you do it, tell me. I will take a picture." And he was all, "I already did it. And it came out of my mouth eh!" And I cringed.
And they just had to mention Mr Chin and his pants again to Ms Teo, and she said, "Next time politely tell him lah." :D
Xavier got into trouble, as usual, and Ben inconsiderately insulted the twins and their shirts, as usual.
And I was super cold. My toenails had turned purple, even. And Ian was so sweet! He was like, sitting behind me, (with Nesh on his left and Ben on his right, and Kennedy beside Ben) and I was facing the front, so to get my attention he poked me with a finger. I turned around, and then he said, "Ey, you got goosebumps lehh." Not in a mocking way, but with concern, or something, and he'll just look into your eyes. And I was all, "I know. I'm very collddd." And Ben stared at the air-con.
And Kennedy acted all emo again, probably because of his never-ending headache, and of course Ben and Ian couldn't help bringing up the drug-dealer thing again. (It's not expired, I would say, It's just made in China.) And then we had a quiz, and Ian and Nesh got stuck and asked me to help, and I said, "Expand and factorise lah." Then Ian was all, "Wow, thanks for the help." And I laughed, and they ended up asking me to do it, saying they would erase whatever I wrote and rewrite it in their handwriting. I did want to do it, but I was kind of afraid of getting caught, so I handed it back. And Ian was super funny. He said, "You just afraid of getting caught riight." Then in a whisper meant for evil bitches and to be heard, he went, "Nerd!" to Ben. And then he said, "No lah no lah, later you cry, right." And then, AGAIN, whispered to Ben AGAIN, and went, "Nerd!" Then he seemed to mean it when he went, "Aiya, I kidding only right. Okay lah don't bastard you already, don't cry." And he was about to whisper, before he realised what he was doing again, then went to Ben, "Ey, why I still repeating arh?" It was funny.
I realised that Ian has many many superfunny facial expressions. And hand movements.

:DDDDDDD
I love tuition.