Today was HEELARIOUS.
Well, I'm sure Joan will fill you in about Kervy and the Dora thing with Mr Chin, so I will elaborate on other stuff.
Like, maybe, when Ian... Is it Ian? Well, everyone calls him 'EE-ehn', and when I see the name Ian I'll pronounce it Eye-ehn. Anyway, Ian and Ben wanted to send Kervy something he did not want through Bluetooth, and they got someone else's bluetooth name instead. It was HILARIOUS.
Ben: Ey ey, Ian, who is this ************ arh?
Ian: What? *looks around*
Kervy: Ey, I didn't even on my Bluetooth lorh.
Me: *lets out a burst of suppressed laughter*
Ian and Ben turn to stare. Ian's stare is accusatory and lingers longer than Ben's, as if my Bluetooth name is ************.
Me: It's not mine, I swear.
Ben: (without turning to look at me) Yeah, yeah I know your name.
Ian's stare is stony and he finally wrenches his accusatory glare away from me.
Ian: Okay let's spam the Bluetooth name.
RealOwner raises eyebrows.
Mr Chin walks in.
Ben: (excitedly) Ey ey later ************ is MR CHIN!
Ian: (laughs) Yeah, let's ask for his full name!
Me: Oh, nonononono!
Ian stares at me again.
Me: (raising an eyebrow) It's not me!
Ian grins and raises his hand, waving it around, intent on knowing his full name.
Me: EY NONONONONO.
Ben: (laughs) Ey, Mr Chin, is your name ***** Chin?
Mr Chin: (turns and looks at Ben) Huh?
Me: (repetitively) No no no no no no...
This serves to amuse Ben and Ian and they laughed hysterically.
Well. It was hilarious. Sorry, Real Owner.
And then when we were walking to Math they both disappeared, appearing only when Ms Teo had walked in.
AND THEY HAD POPCORN CHICKEN FROM KFC.
And to hungry people like me it was torture.
Ms Teo was all, "Ey, don't eat that here."
And being Ben and Ian, do you think they listened? No. And when she was going through stuff they were sneaking pieces from Ben's bag. And Ian looked at me when he was reaching for another, and I said, "I saw that." And he laughed, and from then on he and Ben just kept showing me how many they could eat. And I was trying to ignore them, and I looked straight at Ian and he stopped mid-chew, and looked at the screen in front, as if he was never eating. And so I laughed. Who wouldn't? It looked hilarious.
And then Ian needed foolscap, and he had to borrow someone's. And he asked me, and I told him mine was like, school foolscap. And he was all, I don't mind. And I passed it to him, and him and Ben burst out laughing because it was like, girls' school paper. And he was from a boys' school. Weird.
Lester suddenly got a fever/headache/whatever and wanted to go down to buy Panadol but as usual I had Panadol. Ah. I am, as Ms Teo says, "well-equipped". Well, only in that. Nothing else, really. And he wanted to pay me back, and I said no. I didn't want to hang around the classroom with him counting out change and arguing over how much two pills would cost, honestly.

Well. Today was fun, overall.
Not anticipating the day Kervy decides to bomb up the area.