It was a dark battle. Literally. The night was dark and silent all but the war-cries and jelly squirting.
Agent Jelly Doughnut: Lettuce's got an oyster sauce bomb! SweetTreats, run!
Villian Lettuce: WAHAHAHA!
The oyster bomb slammed onto the sidewalk, sending SweetTreats scattering for their lives. But eventually they climbed out of their hiding places and held up their weapons.
Agent Oreo: Listen up, Celery, you're gonna regret messing with us. Agent Marshmallow?
Agent Marshmallow: Yes sir?
Agent Oreo: (to Agent Marshmallow) Send out the chocolate chip cannons.
(to Villain Celery) Wait and see, Celery. You wait and see.
Villian Celery: Oh yeah, well I'm sure the Wimpy SweetTreats will win the Mighty EvilVeggies. WAHAHAHA!
Suddenly, chocolate flew from every direction, pummeting EvilVeggies at terrific speeds. They tried to pick up their corn guns and fight them, but the chocolate cannons were too fast and too vicious. The corn guns were no match for the chocolate cannons, and the EvilVeggies knew it. They tried to hide in rubbish bins but a team of SweetTreats were hiding there to ambush them if they tried to make their excape.
Finally, the EvilVeggies threw in the towel and raised a white flag. The SweetTreats had yet again won the war in triumph.

The End.
Now have fun grappling with the fact that it's over. ;DDDD (Ego X3)