I need a new life.
And a new list, too. I missed out LOADS of things. Chocolates, cookies, scotch tape, rulers, Peicun to stop rhyming because it is scary, get into Crescent, get my own room, get my privacy, get a new sister ("Hello, Fleemco? We need a replacement. And fast!"), fairer parents, etc.
I should put this into a list.
Or a letter.
Dear Santa,
It's me again! I know that you received a letter before this one, but I missed out a lot of things! It needs changing! So...
1. Christmas cards! Unbought!
2. Coloured pens that are not glittery.
3. Chocolates. (Vanhouten!)
4. Cookies! (Preferably Famous Amos.)
5. Scotch tape!!!
6. Rulers!!!
7. Seriously. It is scary when Peicun rhymes.
8. CRESCENT GIRLS
9. Own room!
10. Privacyyyy.
11. New NO sister. (Can I please have an older brother?)
12. Fairer parents.
14. For someone to stop putting her artwork on the sofa so that I will not upset the whole thing when i reach over and grab Pepper off the couch? AND YOU DO NOT APOLOGISE WHEN YOU DO SUCH THINGS TO ME, AND BECAUSE I DIDN'T FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE, YOU COMPLAIN?